Police men came to a man's house and told him ''sir we are afraid to tell you that your wife was involved in a road accident and
she's dead, we would like you to come with us and confirm the body'', the man answered, ''am so tired after work, why don't you take a picture of her, upload it on
facebook, if i like the picture then it's her
Two mad men organized to run away from
d hospital, they started planning and
agreed that they will go to d gate,beat up d
watchman then open d gate n run away...
When they reached d gate, d watchman
was not there n d gate was open... They
said SHIT our plan has failed, let's go
back, we will try again 2morro.